Note: Mzanzi is the Xhosa word for South Africa
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Our Route
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For the best part of sixty years
I have harboured the secret wish to make a journey around the entire border of
my country. Modelling myself on
Robert Louis Stevenson (Travels with a
donkey…) this would ideally be done in very leisurely daily instalments, utilising
an affable donkey, whom I would cajole along, and a small cart to carry my
camping gear and food. The whole
trip should take a year or two – or so my youthful imagination pictured it. As I entered the adult world, the stark realities
of having to earn a living, as well as the cost thereof became rather apparent. As one does when no other course presents itself,
one gets on with working life. During the first few years, I managed to
graduate from public transport and hitch-hiking to a Lambretta scooter. Except for having the tendency to topple over,
being rather chilly/wet to drive in the Highveld winter/summer and prone to
being disregarded by four-wheeled traffic, it was motorised transport. Certainly not fit for a lengthy journey. I started scheming to buy one of these
three-wheeler contraptions of the same make, once so beloved by retailers as
small-goods delivery vans. It would
have a loading space, a little protection from the elements in the form of a
windscreen and something more of a macho persona on the road, which would
encourage other motorists to acknowledge its presence.
I sat on that dream for a number of years.
Life goes on, thankfully, and I
graduated to my first car – a complete disaster.
A short trial run to the Lowveld was dogged by mechanical problems before it
almost went up in a blaze of glory due to an electrical fault. Wisely I presented it to a friend who was more
mechanically minded than I was. Then
I settled down to hard work and after a number of years and a stint as a diamond
driller in the Namib, I was able to acquire a fine new station wagon, small,
but willing. I had many adventures
in this little car, but somehow I never managed to take a step back from life
to undertake such a marathon journey. Work, marriage, raising children – all of these
took their toll of the time available.
Then suddenly there’s a hobble in your step, there are the aches and pains on awakening to remind you that you are still
alive; you don’t hear so well and your eyesight is only just about good enough
to drive a motor car. The realisation
hits you: you’re sitting on a ticking time bomb – life.
Now is the time, if you want to make that journey.
Obviously, as one has matured
past three-score and ten years (without falling victim to childlike senility),
one has to alter the whole scheme of things.
The quadruped and cart is exchanged for a willing, tiny four-wheel drive car;
the length of the journey is shortened considerably in deference to old bones
and instead of camping, we would hop from game reserve to game reserve and make
use of the odd self-catering accommodation along the way.
It took a week of poring over a computer to work out our itinerary; another to
make bookings as far ahead as we dared, since it was almost a given that we
would have a problem somewhere along the line which would cause the loss of a
day, and our national parks are particularly unforgiving if you don’t arrive
when booked in – you lose the not inconsiderable payment you made up front.
By the last week in August, we
had managed to find a reliable, young, local couple, who were willing to
house-sit and look after two dogs, an ailing cat and four chickens. Our brave wagon was loaded with state of the art
survival gear; a 12Volt compressor, two comfortable folding chairs, a warm
blanket, a trenching tool, an axe, a bundle of homegrown wood, a grid, a tiny
gas cooker, assorted utensils, some food and a bottle each of gin and whiskey and about a dozen
books. We felt we were prepared for
most eventualities. From the
internet I had prepared an entire ‘roadbook’ using a website called ‘Plan your route…’.
This proved to be invaluable for lighting fires.
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Mountain Zebra Park with Bankberg in the distance |
So we set off in the dawn of a
fine, warm, spring day towards the Mountain
Zebra Park
near Cradock. We had been there
previously and had much enjoyed the quiet of a little unfenced ‘mountain hut’ a
few hundred metres along a rugged track off the main route, which included
scaling a intimidating granite boulder and the company of a herd of stampeding
buffalo during a morning walk to the bathroom.
We hoped to have a similar experience this time, but instead we were assigned
the other, No 1 Hut, which proved to be in an isolated kloof, much further down
a track which traversed over thirty-three of the steepest, shortest humps you
could possibly negotiate with a long wheelbase vehicle.
Our abbreviated transport had no problems, but it was more extreme than any
roller coaster you can imagine. We
had been booked in by a friendly young man at reception who had other things on
his mind obviously, since he neglected to give us the key to our domain. I left my disgruntled partner reclining on our
blanket in the shade of a tree within the fenced area of the hut (there are
lions in the park) while I augmented my ‘hump total’ to 99 for the day. We unanimously agreed to call it a day when I
returned, had a drink to settle my cerebellum, a bite to eat and then spent
some time scanning the incredibly clear skies for meteorites and satellites.
Since we wanted to acclimatise
ourselves to the rigours of long-distance travelling, we stayed over another
day in the park. During an early drive
up onto the plateau, we watched the sun rise over the imposing Bankberg,
then had a pleasant breakfast at the
park’s restaurant. The charismatic
predators eluded us, but the herds of antelope formed an interesting foreground
against the serried ranks of the Karoo hills
in the distance. No rains had fallen
as yet, and the countryside was dry; the streams barely trickles. We had another short drive that evening, by which
time we had traversed almost the entire road network of the park. Altogether a relaxing stay in fairly basic, but
spacious and clean accommodation in a lovely environment.
Another dawn departure, as a
lengthy stint lay ahead, all the way round the bulge of Lesotho through the eastern Free State.
We had chosen this route instead of going through the Transkei towards the Drakensberg resorts, for
two reasons: we had both never been to these parts before and secondly the
Transkei route
included a very lengthy stretch of what looked like roads of doubtful quality,
with no obvious places for stopovers.
Since we go quite frequently to Kei Mouth to visit a relative, we could always
add on a small tour through these regions at a later date.
Our route led north and we passed Hofmeyr – a town named after one of my
partner’s ancestors. She duly posed
under the ‘welcome to…’ sign, tastefully embellished by a rubbish-heap in the
background. This fair city of a few
thousand souls, sports a huge hexagonal church in bubblegum pink, a spire added
on in front, and further embellished by a pillared façade worthy of the State
Capitol, as well as the picturesque ‘Africa Supfe Market’. We debated whether that was meant to be suffer,
super or supper.
Although our route planner had assured
us that the roads from there to Aliwal North were all good, provincial roads, a
rocky gravel road ensued just outside town, which eventually deteriorated into
a farm twin-track with the renowned ‘middelmannetjie’ or central ridge for a
dozen kilometres before we were reunited with civilization once more, making us
doubt that revered facility called Google Earth.
We left the Eastern Cape behind and crossed
the Gariep River. Almost immediately
the topography flattened out and the seemingly endless grain fields stretched
emptily into the distance, as the eagerly anticipated spring rains had yet to
come. In the northeast an imposing
mountain mass loomed, presumably part of Lesotho. The dramatic ridge of the Aasvoëlberg, splashed with a wide
stripe of centuries of vultures’ nesting sites makes a dramatic statement on
the plains, sheltering the town of Zastron
behind it. From there onwards, more
and more of these isolated inselbergs pop up out of the cornfields presenting a
picture akin to fortified mountaintops, or villages such as found in Europe – remnants of mediaeval days of warfare. The legendary chief, Moshesh of the Basuto, had
just such a natural fortress on the nearby Thaba Bosiu, which he defended
against the Boers under Louw Wepener, a folk hero who died during the wars and
after whom the town of Wepener
is named.
Our
first bit of drama. The car’s
steering becomes sluggish; a passing car signals us with flashing lights just
before we reach Hobhouse. I pull
over: a deflating tyre greets me.
Out comes the trusty compressor and I reflate it in the hope of making the
village. We limp into a dispirited
dorp with large potholes, green stinking water flowing in runnels down the
streets between unkempt houses – a place the New South Africa has forgotten. The men at the garage are most helpful. Several caterpillar-like plugs are forced into the
gaping cut in the tread of the tyre, but the hole is too large. Our spare is fitted and we depart in haste towards
the next town of any size, Ladybrand, where we were able to obtain a
replacement. In the Free State we
encountered the first serious instances of the curse of our road infrastructure
– potholing. One moment you are
barrelling along at the speed limit and then you are suddenly confronted by
one, or a series of gaping holes in the tar surface.
You don’t dare swerve at speed, since you might overturn your vehicle or hit
oncoming traffic, so perforce you subject your car’s suspension to treatment it
was not designed to cope with.
Another novel invention is the placing of speed humps, entirely unsignposted or
marked, at places where the unsuspecting driver is supposed to slow down – in
the opinion of the authorities. We
hit one of those near a settlement called Vanstadensrus, if I recall correctly,
and it could almost have become Schaefersrus, as we took momentarily to the
skies.
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On the
whole, this part of the Free State
did not endear itself to our memories.
It was very much like we had imagined it to be, relieved only by rare outcrops
of scenic beauty. As we rounded the
bulge of Lesotho and neared Clarens, first green hillsides, then mountainsides
greeted us, as well as the innumerable green roofs of hundreds of houses
arrayed in neat lines alike as peas in a pod, where wealthy pensioners could
live, secure behind gates and barbed wire, a mere driver’s whack from the
nearest golf course and country clubs that seemed to infest the countryside. Drought? There was no drought here, as the lush
greens and fairways bore witness to.
We wended our way down the valley towards the breathtakingly beautiful cliffs
that gave Golden Gate their name, booked into
the well-appointed camp and went for a short walk along a burbling brook to
stretch our legs after almost seven hundred kilometres of driving.
We had
hoped to have a restaurant meal that evening, but this facility had been
outsourced and now consisted of a much-starred ‘lodge’, where some convention
involving local and possibly
international glitterati, was in progress.
You couldn’t move in their driveway for parked luxury vehicles, and our hopes
of a meal were summarily quashed. In
the morning we drove around the scanty roads this park has, enjoying the
scenery, the several species of large game that roam, as well as the beautiful
‘vulture restaurant’, which unfortunately lacked diners.
Then on round the berg, which loomed
on our right like a gigantic black ridge of teeth, capped tantalisingly in
places with a white topping of snow.
A series of man-made lakes, the huge Sterkfontein Dam and its extensions spiced
up the wintry landscape and we descended down towards Bergville, something of
an antithesis of the tourist haven I had imagined it to be, and Winterton,
which had a sort of quaint charm that I did not expect.
The last part of the road into Giant’s Castle was under construction, lorries,
bulldozers, steamrollers and scrapers vying with cattle for space on uncompacted
gravel; a surprise, given that the AA road report had ‘nothing to report’ on
the stretch! The reserve itself was a delightful find.
Our reception was as good as our quarters – easily the best we encountered
during the four weeks of the trip. One of the disadvantages of the park is that
it doesn’t really offer anything for people with mobility problems. The big attraction is a 3 km hike from the camp,
and the last guided tour into the main cave leaves at 3pm, which doesn’t leave
any time to get there for people like us coming in at two. In addition one is not permitted on the road
to their vulture restaurant unless one has booked it ahead. Only one party
is permitted at a time, whether it consists of one or twenty visitors. The live feed to the view from the hide was out of
order – courtesy of a lightening strike, we heard.
Still, a wonderful afternoon and night was spent, in luxurious, comfortable and
homely surroundings at a reasonable price.
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Ithala Backdrop |
Our
next stop was the Ithala Reserve, just outside another neglected dorp, Louwsburg in northern Natal.
Obviously not too many visitors, as we received a really warm welcome from the
gatekeeper. The reception staff were
no less friendly, but we ran the gauntlet of two fighting vervet monkeys who
transferred their aggression to us when we attempted to pass. So vicious were these beasties that I feared for
my toes as we tried to hoosh them off despite repeated charges. Hunger and desperation – or just footpads on
the lookout for a handout? We obtained our keys to a very clean and well-built
chalet with the warning to keep all doors and windows closed against the
raiders – a warning most credible in the light of our experience. We had a brief rest, the decided to drive a short
loop, which started just outside the camp.
The exit looked horribly steep and rough, but we consoled ourselves that it was
downhill, so possibly it would not be too bad for our valiant Rosinante (also
known as ‘The White Auntie’ – a name bestowed on our car by our gardener). The first half of the journey was bad; very taxing
driving, mostly not even permitting me a glance into the bush to spot animals. The car ‘bottomed out’ numerous times on the large
rocks coupled with dips and holes.
The last hour back to camp, I was on tenterhooks.
It was getting dark and the road had deteriorated to such a degree that I had
to inch over the bush-track littered with boulders, cleft with dongas and if I
could have turned around, I might have taken that option.
We made it back to camp with a few minutes to spare, where a young ranger in a
large parks vehicle that dwarfed mine, was quite incredulous at our having
traversed the road as he knew it well.
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Pongola Valley |
Back at
the hut we were greeted with some slight disarray.
The kitchen was full of scattered food; the biscuits, fruit, bread and sugar
had been raided and there were bits lying everywhere.
At first we were puzzled, since we couldn’t find any opening for a monkey to
use. Then a half-eaten slice of
bread on the bathroom floor gave it away.
The culprit must have been a bushbaby (a small, mainly nocturnal lemur about
the size of a squirrel) which had insinuated its slender body through a small
triangular hole left in the burglar mesh of the bathroom window for one to be
able to open the catch. The staff
confirmed that these, too, had become a serious pest in the camp. Next morning we tried another road, northwards
towards the banks of the Pongola
River after being assured
that this was in a better state. Not
so. It was still pretty awful and
the 28 kms took us a good 2 hours to navigate.
Despite the lovely scenery and a good diversity of large game, the park was a
disappointment mainly because of the poor road infrastructure. In all fairness, with water tankers having to be
deployed all over northern Natal
to ferry water to the people, one can’t blame the government for paying less
attention to conservation and maintenance.
We quit
Louwsburg and environs as quickly as possible, but as we had been warned
locally that the road to Hluhluwe via Nongoma was dreadful, we took a longer
route, north towards Pongola and then back south on the N2. The normally lush canefields along this route were
a sickly, stunted yellow fuzz barely covering the ground, in most places. The thick thorny bush was a pale ghostly maze with
bare, brown earth underneath – when it wasn’t covered with plastic rubbish. Not an animal was to be seen as we drove
through the Pongola Reserve, incidentally the oldest formally proclaimed
conservation area in South
Africa, dating back to 1894. As we drove towards the Hluhluwe/Umfolozi Reserve
through the ubiquitous settlements that have covered so much of rural South Africa,
the countryside got verdant as a few localised showers had fallen. Inside the park we were immediately greeted by a
small herd of elephants and a rhino, skylarking in a freshly filled puddle. Everywhere was young greenery and both browsers
and grazers were making the most of it.
The Hilltop Camp, where we booked in for the night, looked just like it had on
my last visit, sometime in the early 1970’s.
The bedlinen had been changed, but that was about all.
The very expensive rondavels were still same as forty years ago; cramped, dark
and musty, (but with TV) while the ablution block looked like those in a municipal caravan
park: cracked windows, dysfunctional taps, lights that didn’t work. The communal kitchens were much better, and while
I didn’t test the stoves, all looked a little more modern, clean and neat. Naturally there were also luxurious lodges
available for those ‘dollared’ gentry that could afford them.
The
park is truly a rhino farm. We lost
count of the number of white rhino seen.
There were elephants, buffalo and a goodly number of antelope species, as well
as lions, which eluded us. We took
two drives in the evening and again next morning, before taking to the road
once more, back north towards Pongola.
We turned off towards Jozini, a town new to me, and ascended the Lebombo Mountains with a lovely, scenic drive. I had been expecting a sleepy little village atop
the mountain – instead we were faced with a traffic jam almost a kilometre long. The road was choked with taxis, trucks being
offloaded, men pushing handcarts and trolleys, not to mention the thousands of
pedestrians and hawkers’ stalls forming a kaleidoscope of colours, while a lone
traffic policeman indulged in frantic antics in the middle of the main street,
ignored by all. It looked as if all
186 000 inhabitants (as per Google) of the municipality had come shopping
on the same day. We inched through
for the best part of an hour, then got lost had to retrace and finally made it
over the impressive wall of the dam.
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Jozini Street Market |
At
present this dam seems to represent the lifeline for the entire region. Fleets of tankers cart water to distressed
municipalities, game reserves, lodges and settlements hundreds of kilometres
distant. It must the only source of
stored water in the region, but the level is falling rapidly and is now under
40% full. We head north towards the Mozambique
border. Some fifty years have passed
since I last drove through this region.
Then the roads consisted of two faint tracks in loose, sandy soil, interspersed
with mud pools hundreds of metres long.
In 1959 our expedition needed a three-ton truck and a one ton van to get
through towards Kosi
Bay; the two vehicles
alternating with getting bogged down.
Five or six years later it took me 24 hours to negotiate the flooded track from
Ubombo to Sodwana on the coast in a baby Renault – admittedly not the ideal
vehicle for such a trip. At that
time, Maputaland, as this strip is known, was sparsely populated and you would
see the odd kraal every few kilometres, interspersed with ‘topless’ nlala
palms, which were being tapped for palm wine.
There were few cattle, due to the area having been tsetse-fly plagued and
malaria was rife. These have all but
been eliminated by shooting out the game and spraying with DDT. The game is back, so is malaria, but humanity has
also arrived with a vengeance. We
drove along a (slightly potholed) tarred road right up until the gates of Ndumo
Game Reserve. The entire hundred-odd kilometres of road
were lined with one long settlement on both sides of the road. There were many DIY building projects, certainly,
but an astonishing number of beautiful, tiled-roof villas, mostly adorned with
porches framed by Doric, Corinthian, Ionic or Tuscan columns – obviously a
growth-industry in these and other parts of the interior that we later
traversed. We marvelled at these
‘country estates’ that were being built by our up and coming previously
disadvantaged countrymen. One does
wonder though, how will the government supply electricity, water and sewerage
connections to these widely-spaced new urban dwellers – not to mention other
infrastructure like schools and hospitals.
We did se a huge spanking new sports arena at Ndumo village though. Possibly a progeny of the 2010 World Cup. Quite a revelation about rural conditions in our
country.
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Drought at Ndumo |
The
reserve, at most times a wetland paradise of waterfowl and hundreds of other
species of birds, hippos and crocodiles, now resembled a thorny desert. Our reception was cordial and our chalet quite
reasonable, though the distant ablution block could have done with a little
sprucing up. We were invited to
partake of lengthy walking tours, game drives and the like, which we thankfully
declined. Our own venture into this
graveyard of the drought, along badly rutted, rocky and dusty tracks brought
very little joy. Animals were
extremely wary and with the exception of unexpected giraffe, dashed off the
moment we appeared. The normally
huge Nyamithi pan was a vague shimmer of blue rimmed with a few pink flamingos,
almost a kilometre from the viewing point.
The Maputo River, normally a hideout for hippos and
crocodiles, was a bed of sand, with one small puddle of water and a dispirited
stork huddled on a sandbank. We
could have walked dry-footed across to Mozambique.
We saw and heard probably the least number of species of birds of any park we
visited on out trip. A dawn drive
next day was not much more productive, though we almost ran into a large,
dehorned rhino on the road, as well as seeing a handful species of antelope – all
shy, nowhere frequent.
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Friendly Locals |
Back
towards Jozini. Thankfully this time
no traffic jam, and we left Maputaland and crossed the border into Swaziland
at Golela/Lavumisa. Except for being
dunned a small fee for using their potholes, this was relatively painless. The route up the eastern edge of the country was
new to me, so quite an interesting drive.
It was obvious that the Swazi king’s predilection for Rolls Royce motor cars
and other luxuries has impacted considerably on his subjects’ general
prosperity. Nowhere did we see any
of the ostentatious country estates and lavish houses that we had encountered
in our own country. The dun
countryside reflected drought and poverty alike, though the people were smiling
and courteous. We dropped in for a
warm welcome at the Hlane
Royal National
Park for lunch.
This is really a tiny series of fenced camps where you are ‘guaranteed’
sightings of most of the ‘Big Five’, but the attraction is at the main camp,
where there is a neat little shop and restaurant, as well as numbers of
comfortable chairs scattered under shady trees at the edge of a waterhole (dam). We opted for a couple of cool beers and to have
our picnic at the dam. It was
delightful sitting there, watching the languid antics of a few hippos, impala, a
lovely selection of bird species and a rhino sleeping under a bush about 80
metres away – all separated from us by one strand of wire.
All too soon we had to leave this oasis of tranquillity (though the entrance
had a towering display of miles of confiscated wire snares on a series of
poles).
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Kilometers of Snares at Hlane Gate |
The
northern Swaziland
canefields were a little greener than their southern counterparts, and new
plantings had been made near Mhlume, probably with irrigation from the Komati River. We exited the little kingdom uneventfully and
after some kilometres travel, turned off onto a road decided on by my computer,
which was to lead us directly to Hectorspruit, from which we had to do a short
dogleg along the national road before driving straight into Marloth Park,
where we would meet up with my son.
In no time at all we were in the middle of another endless conurbation. Houses, shops, businesses – a city called Tonga had
sprung up unbeknownst to me. It was
nowhere to be found on even a modern map – but we can vouch for the fact that
it exists. In no time at all we were
hopelessly lost. Our only solution:
to head for Malelane, the only town signposted – but about a hundred km in the
wrong direction. When in doubt, ask
a taxi driver or phone a friend. My
son entered our presumed location into one of these satnav thingies he has and
gave us some advice as to which road to take.
A little later we saw a road sign pointing to Hectorspruit, and we took off on
another dire dust-track in pursuit of the Holy Grail.
A few more twists and turns, and more by luck than design, we arrive and
enquire at the local garage as to the whereabouts of Marloth Park.
“Just
down this road – just go straight” sez the lady.
Ten minutes later, after many turns, were are in the middle of another suburbia
and phone my son again. He consults
his crystal satnav once more and tells us that we are about twenty kilometres from where
we are supposed to be. More
directions follow and finally we get to the lodge on the banks of the Crocodile River.
A pleasant surprise, not only my son and his fiancé appear, but also a very
grown-up young lady, my granddaughter, and her boyfriend.
We
spend the next two days getting acquainted/reacquainted and have a most
pleasant drive in an open vehicle into the Kruger Park. Our game-spotting team is formidable. Driver/guide Solomon knows his business, as does
my son, who is a professional guide and natural history lecturer, ably assisted
by the ladies – no slouches. For
once I can just sit back and have lions, leopards, rhinos, elephants and
buffalo pointed out to me. By
morning teatime we have bagged the ‘Big Five’ and had the privilege to watch a
leopard working his way along the riverbank in search of prey, before finding a
shady spot among the rocks. Our time
together is all too short since my family members have to return to work, and
we get on with our itinerary. The north
beckons and we depart through the park to Olifants Camp.
Again we are in luck, and manage to see all the iconic species, including a
leopard with his kill in a tree. The
region is dry, but nowhere as bad as in Natal,
though we do see rotting carcases of hippo – a species very badly affected by
the drought.
Our
camp experience was similar to that at Hluhluwe: high-priced at Olifants, but
cramped, dark and forty years past their sell-by date.
Not even a kettle to be had in the hut and the kitchen nowhere to be found in
the dark. The restaurant a franchise
of the faceless ‘Murg & Been’ as we dubbed them, where I almost came a
cropper in the dark as I slipped on a potentially lethal layer of fallen figs
on the unlit ramp leading to the huts.
The Punda Maria camp, on the other hand, was charming.
The bathrooms were clean and new, the longdavels were freshly renovated and had
parking right outside and the shop was bright and had a good selection of wares. The floodlit waterhole was the source of much
excitement and the trumpeting of squabbling elephants accompanied our supper. Speaking of which – we might still be standing
there trying to fry some sausages if an obliging fellow-guest had not share his
coals. The antiquated hot plates in
the communal kitchen got barely warm enough to start cooking some onion rings
in the space of an hour.
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Punda Maria Longdavel |
We
traversed the entire Kruger
Park from top to bottom;
something I have only done twice previously, the last time some thirty-five
years ago. As always, it was a good
experience. We did not find other
visitors more intrusive and disregardful of the rules; the drought did affect
the animal numbers, but we saw plenty, including a spectacular elephant bull
and a very rare wild dog. We left
the park from the Pafuri gate, this time equipped with ‘Charmin’ Carmen from
Garmin’ the satnav to lead me home along the straight and narrow – courtesy of
my son, who couldn’t bear to have his aged parent adrift without the gizmos of
modern technology. We were to bless
and curse this electronic lady and her insistent reminders to mind the speed
limits, bends, cattle crossings and non-existent dangers, but she came in most
useful when trying to extricate ourselves from an unknown town, as we were
about to find out in Musina and later Rustenburg.
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Mapungubwe Park Offices and Museum |
Musina
is a city in the making – or rather of
the making of our northern neighbour, since it supplies all the consumer goods
as well as durables that the poverty-stricken Zimbabweans can afford to
purchase and lug across the border.
Instead of a sleepy border town propped up by an almost defunct copper mine, it
has become a town of shopping malls and all the emporia so beloved by the
citizens of the subcontinent. After
a few hurried purchases, we left for Mapungubwe
National Park, which straddles Botswana, Zimbabwe
and South Africa. A relatively new addition, this park celebrates
the ancient hilltop kingdom that was uncovered in the 1930’s, and whose gold
and artefacts proved to become the stuff of legends.
I had read about it for decades and now my bucket list was about to have
another item ticked off.
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Boardwalk on the Limpopo River |
Alas, this
was not to be, since the Parks Board had craftily engineered it so that no
tourist should actually be able to see
the hill after entering the park – unless they paid another couple of hundred
to get a short drive and conducted tour, walk a half a kilometre and climb 150
steps – none of which I was about to do.
Instead we took a circular drive round the eastern section of the park; spent
some time on a lovely boardwalk at the intersection of the Limpopo and Shashi Rivers,
watched elephants bathing; picnicked at another very picturesque viewpoint, and
visited the beautiful museum, housed in buildings of exceptional architectural
merit – at an extra cost, naturally.
Our chalet proved to be the best SANParks accommodation we encountered on the
trip. The light, airy and spacious
building was prettily furnished and extremely well-equipped – everything
worked, and the outside (screened) shower was a delight.
We spent a happy evening on the huge patio, savouring the stark scenery, dotted by elephantine baobab trees.
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Since
the park manager had informed us that the road south was tarred (and potholed),
we tackled the next section with enthusiasm, driving through the scenic bush,
interspersed with rocky outcrops and grotesque trees.
The settlement of Alldays didn’t even register, but the ensuing road did.
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Road Hell |
It was just the most horrendous travesty of a
tarred road I had encountered in a long while.
About eighty percent of the tar had disappeared, and the roadway consisted of
huge potholes interspersed with sharp ridges of tar.
The next hundred-odd kilometres was the only time I have been ever forced to
drive in first gear on a tarred road. Thankfully, some twenty kilometres south of
Swartwater, the road improved considerably.
On towards the Waterberg, which loomed on our left.
The Marakele Park was another we had never visited before and where I had hoped
to meet an old friend, who had been the head of the park (before we left home,
I found out that he had transferred just prior to our visit). Expectations were high, but the ongoing drought
and a paucity of animal sightings was added to a howling, hot bergwind, which
flapped our safari tent accommodation so much that we had two restless, if not
sleepless nights.
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The Waterberg in Marakele |
The added bonus of
having a deck overlooking a dam, where we saw a lonely elephant, a few zebra
and impala, was tempered by the presence of thieving monkeys, who thought
nothing of zipping into your tent, or kitchen, almost between your feet, to try
and grab a spot of nourishment. We
left as early as possible the next morning, unusually relieved to depart.
A long
drive ahead: all the way to Kuruman.
First we had to negotiate a maze of detours outside Rustenburg. Here Carmen the Garmin came up trumps. She negotiated us seamlessly through bewildering
switchbacks, suburbia and provincial roads with complete equanimity. On to the towns of Lichtenburg, Koster,
Delareyville, Sannieshof and Vryburg.
We had swapped the dramatic Limpopo scenery for the endless steppes of the old
western Transvaal; dusty, barren mealiefields
interspersed with grain silos – exclamation marks on a purely horizontal brown landscape. The only noteworthy feature was the growth of
these dorps, like a flush of mushrooms after rain, a testament to the fecundity
of our nation. Amazing what can happen in near half a
century since I last frequented these parts.
Kuruman
had also been transformed, naturally.
It was hard to find the famous ‘Eye’ in amongst the frenzy of taxis, shoppers
and their beloved retail outlets. In
the end we asked a pedestrian for directions.
We had driven right past this spring, unnoticed among the traffic and the
lineup of cars being washed – presumably with its water.
This wondrous fountain in an arid landscape provides millions of litres of
water every day for the thirsty town, and has rightly been fenced off.
Unfortunately this does not mean the flying rubbish of civilization
cannot land in the pristine pool. We
decided not to swell the municipal coffers by entering the park, and instead
dropped in at the nearest garage, where my partner accosted the nearest local,
a middle-aged woman in a small car, with a Doberman bodyguard which was ready
to rip your face off. On being asked
if she could give us a hint to find a reasonable B&B, the good lady
insisted on taking us through suburbia herself and deposited us on the steps of
the Oude Werf, where the stunningly handsome Khoi lady, Charon, took us into her tender care. A very
pleasant apartment was supplied at a most reasonable cost, and as we had a long
day behind us, we sampled their restaurant and cold beers that evening – both
most acceptable.
Another
dawn departure; to Hotazel (pronounced ‘hot as hell’ – which it can be), the
hamlet which managed to confuse our Carmen to such a degree that she had us
driving in circles, imploring us to go back to Kuruman until I flagged down a
motorist for directions to enable us to escape the clutches of this confounded
place. The next village, Van
Zylsrus, lay at the end of a rocky stretch of road, and this at least had a
hotel with a little outpost charm, something Askham (the only other vestigial
burgh in the region) lacked. Still –
if one came back in fifty years, all these would most likely be developed
beyond recognition! Just short of the Kgalagadi Park
we drove into the similarly named Lodge, atop a red dune.
A supercilious emu wandered about outside and looked askance at us, but let us
into the building. Astonishingly the
reception and shop were modern, sparkling clean and well-stocked with all sorts
of foods, drinks and the like. The
young local receptionist booked us in most efficiently and we quickly offloaded
in an outstandingly equipped and decorated chalet overlooking the red riverbed,
far into Botswana. Then off for an afternoon drive into the park,
only five kilometres distant. At the
elaborate new reception buildings we were informed that due to
‘reorganisation’, there was no petrol to be had – though diesel was available. I edged a little closer to a coronary. As we were at the park for two days, we would need
a refill somewhere. Mata Mata camp
was too far away to make it there and back that afternoon.
We opted for the shorter triangular route through the dunes, after which I
faced another 150 km evening dash to Askham in quest of fuel for the second day.
Although
dead-tired after thirteen hours in the saddle, we made a fire in the braai
outside and were joined by a charming little Jack Russell terrier, who after
getting acquainted, made herself at home under the braai in the reflected heat
of the coals while we did our thing.
She hesitated a little when offered a bone, but then accepted daintily and
munched through the remains. She even
joined us on the bedside rug as we prepared for bed – then hopped in as well
and burrowed underneath the blankets – where we played blind man’s buff until
we regretfully evicted her. Though
the Kgalagadi lions eluded us, we had a splendid sighting of yet another
leopard, as well as seeing the uncommon ratel, Cape
fox as well as the several handsome species of antelope and smaller mammals and
birds. Always an interesting
experience.
Our
next stop brought us south towards Upington on a fine road. As we neared town, a large tower peeked up over
the horizon, with a blinding light-source atop.
We were extremely puzzled by this but speculated that it must be a solar
furnace for electricity generation.
This was proven correct when I researched it later: the blinding light was the
collector for the heat directed towards it from an array of hundreds of mirrors
on the ground – out of sight for us at the time.
A new technology for our country, and one that is vastly overdue, given the
amount of sunshine some of our desert regions get.
On towards Aughrabies, one of my favourite National Parks, of which I have many
happy memories. It did not
disappoint this time either. Our
reception was cordial and efficient; the chalets were as good as I remembered,
while the walkways had been refurbished and fixed after the last floods which
had destroyed sections just prior to my last visit.
Also in my sights was the Riemvasmaak area, where some hot
springs bubbled out of the bed of the otherwise dry Molopo River. Although this is partly a track for 4x4 vehicles
only, we trusted it couldn’t be worse than those we had already negotiated in
Ithala. The drive proved to be an
absolute delight. We crossed the
Gariep over a brand new bridge and after passing through a little village, we
were amongst really rough, rocky terrain, with impressive, stark panoramas and
views everywhere. The track was
rough and steep in places, but our Rosinante took it all in her stride. We met a whole bevy of cyclists and their support
vehicle coming the other way. Brave
people, pedalling up slopes I would hesitate to walk even with the aid of a
cane! The warm water springs were fairly unexceptional and lacked a changeroom,
but all the patrons just changed behind the little (locked) building there. A further ice-cold pool was some metres further
downriver in a natural pothole scoured out by the occasional floods – very
idyllic among the hundred-metre high cliffs surrounding it. We ate our lunch at the roadside on the way back
and my partner ended the day with an enchanted moonlight walk to the floodlit
falls.
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Rugged Molopo Country |
Our Namaqualand itinerary had included a stop at Springbok. However, the flower season had been something of a
flop this year and a hot bergwind had parched the remnants into insignificance. As we reached the town early, we did a quick shop
and pressed on towards Port Nolloth, en route to the Richtersveld National Park,
a rugged mountain desert which I had only visited once before a score years
back. As we had not booked anywhere
ahead at this stage, we started by checking on accommodation and the
possibility of a tour company to take us into the park.
To our surprise there was neither available.
The tour operators were either booked up with large parties of people in
multiple vehicles, or they had quit for the summer season and were elsewhere
occupied.
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Riemvasmaak Hot Spring |
The lodgings situation was
overbooked for that particular day as well, but in a flash of inspiration I
booked for the following night anyway.
Inside the park nothing was to be had either – this had filled up very suddenly
in the past three weeks since I had last checked.
Now we had perforce to press on towards Alexander Bay,
the most northwesterly point of the country.
Dark clouds moved in as we drove into town and stopped at the security boom. We were delighted to find a ‘tourism person’ there
as well, but less delighted when we discovered that her extent of local
knowledge was almost as poor as ours.
We declined historical and diamond processing tours and drove around the
unrestricted part of town, looking for a park or viewpoint where we could have
our lunch. All in vain, since these
facilities don’t exist in that section near the river.
The best we could do is to eat our bits and pieces in the shade of a few
bluegum trees on a busy road that seemed to have a half dozen cars, including a
police van chasing each other round and round at a leisurely pace. After the first few circuits, we started waving to
each other every time they passed.
Our quest for lodgings continued.
After a few unsuccessful phone calls, my partner decided to confront the
landlady of a signposted boarding house in person.
We found out that due to new mining and infrastructure developments this
moribund town had recently received a new lease on life.
Contractors were pouring in, hence the shortage of available beds. No, there was absolutely nowhere in town two weary
pensioners could be accommodated.
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Spogplaas |
Said
landlady did however point us towards the Richtersveld Park
and told us about an establishment, Spogplaas, just 18 km out of town, which
might be able to help. The owner was
unreachable most of the time due to poor cellphone reception and no fixed
telephone lines, so we decided to go anyway, since the alternative was to go
back to Springbok at this stage.
Near Grootderm (literally – large intestine – there are some very interesting
names in the region) we beheld a sight for sore eyes.
A cluster of houses and wooden mini-chalets lined up on a terrace fronted by a
garden made of the oddest bits of painted scrap ironmongery one could imagine. Here were barrels with bucket heads and legs,
painted black and white like Frisian cattle; there were smaller pink drums,
equipped with paint-tin heads and curly tails, purporting to be pigs; there
were better than a dozen rusted wheelbarrows – some filled with flowers;
chamber pots galore, old bathtubs, half a dozen sewing machines, a rotary diamond
sieve that had seen better days and so on.
All interspersed with succulents and rocks.
I was charmed with this multicoloured kitsch in the monotone landscape.
We alit and went in search of the fair Salomie we
had been told of. She appeared from
the rear of the house and invited us into her parlour – a large roofed
structure with canvas sides, which held a number of couches, chairs, tables and benches, as well
as several fridges and a bar. This
looked promising. We explained our
plight as well as the steps we had already taken to find beds for the night. Salomie was most sympathetic but then she said no,
unfortunately she too was booked up for the night.
We were then treated to her tale of sorrows, which included having no
electricity for the past seven months (this while the Eskom power lines passed
into Namibia within spitting distance of her property) – no fixed land
telephone line, and only very occasional cellphone reception. Nonetheless, she and her man had ‘made a plan’
with solar panels, batteries and a generator and they had solved the problem of
getting water up from the river somehow.
Still, the all-pervasive contractors had also filled her available lodgings. We asked if there were any other establishments
further upriver, but except for a campsite a few hundred metres further (which
had no water and only incomplete buildings) – no there was nothing she could
think of.
“But
wait – let me just check again to see whether my visitors who have booked the
main house in front for tonight, are going to make it”.
With an angelic smile she disappeared, leaving us rather mystified as to how
she was going to accomplish that, seeing she had no phone and presumably no
computer. Possibly a direct
connection to above – I mean per satellite, of course.
Some minutes later she returned beaming. “Do you
want the good news or the bad?” We opted for the bad news first. “The
visitors are not coming tonight. The
good news is that you can have the house for the night.”
We were not going to argue with her about the matter.
In no time we had sorted out the finances and were led on a conducted tour of
the premises. Aside from the fact
that there was only going to be a hot water supply later and there were only
dim LED lighting strips in the rooms, running off the batteries, the house was
in good shape considering that a cloud of dust blew over it every time a
vehicle passed. We made ourselves at
home, thankful for small mercies and thirsting for a drink.
As soon as we had unpacked, we wandered through
the scrap-garden once more towards the tent where we found our landlady talking
to a man who holding down the bar with a beer – one of her lodgers. We asked whether it might be possible to buy a
couple of cold beers from her fridge, but she regretfully refused, since all
the stuff stored there belonged to her lodgers.
She did not have a license, so could not sell any.
No matter, we said, we had our own whiskey.
She hastened to offer us a large bag of ice instead, which we accepted with
gratitude. However, the lady was not
going to let us get away so soon.
Obviously starved of company, we had to have another half hour of spirited
discussion on a variety of subjects.
I then found out to my delight that she was the daughter of one of the pioneer
farmers in the Richtersveld, one Reuning, after whom a local mine is named. In addition her stepfather is a man I had been
wanting to get hold of for years, since he published two books on the
Richtersveld and West Coast shipwrecks.
He had just disappeared off the map some ten years ago - and here I was sitting
chatting to his sprout by marriage.
He was obviously a man of mystery, like his stepdaughter, since he regularly
took off for parts unknown, and she hadn’t seen him in a while – he might be in
Europe or Singapore
or somewhere, she told us!
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Richterveld Scenery |
An
early start on a grey, blustery morning.
The road became worse as we neared the park – much worse.
Corrugations were up to 15 cm deep,
sharp stones littered the road and we were slowed down to a crawl at times. The scenery became more dramatic as we got closer
to Sendelingsdrift (Missionary’s Ford), and the stray beams of sunlight gave
the near and distant hills an almost mystical and dreamlike aura. The few huts of the staff at the entrance of the
park had become a village.
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The Pont |
A few
dozen staff houses, a lookalike of a German fort housed the reception and
function rooms, a small while a caravan and camping ground was fenced off
against prying eyes. There were also
a number of small rustic huts and some timber chalets that we didn’t see
ourselves. The countertop at
reception was graced by a small stuffed crocodile – a somewhat enigmatic
choice, since that is one reptile that doesn’t occur here.
We booked in for a day visit and gave the lady our expected itinerary –
something they needed to know in case we did not reappear within a reasonable
time. As a warning, we had already
seen one recovery truck on the way in, loaded with a spanking new luxury 4x4
that didn’t make the grade. As we
left reception, I suddenly remembered a long time wish I’d had to have a trip
across the Gariep on a pont.
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Illegal Immigrant! |
Having
nothing to lose, I returned to reception, explained my wish and asked the lady
whether it was possible to ride across the river and just to return again. She first gave me prices, then said “Wait, let me
ask the ferryman”. A short
radio-conversation ensued and the answer was that they were just about to take
a Parks Board vehicle across, and that I was welcome to join ‘ met liefde ‘. I thanked the kind lady profusely and we rushed
off for the short drive down the steep ramp which breached the low cliffs of
the river bank. In no time at all we
were loaded and the pont was being steered across the fairly narrow channel by
two pleasant young men. On the other
side I drove off, did my bit for ‘illegal immigration’ had a few photos taken
and nipped back into legality.
Another item off the bucket list.
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Halfmens Hugging |
Then we were off towards Pootjiespram, a quaintly named camping spot on the
river. The weather had turned really
cold and blustery; we had brought the first rain of the year with us. We stopped to wonder at an impressive tree that
had grown into a crack in an outcrop, and after centuries the roots had cleft
the rock, leaving a whorl of roots exposed.
Carmen really impressed when I switched her on for a laugh to see how she would
handle dirt-tracks in the wilderness.
She came up trumps by telling me that there were ‘halfmens’ (pachypodium
namaquanum) a hundred metres away on the right.
We hadn’t even noticed these primeval-looking plants against the hillside in
the dull grey light. Then down to the water’s edge over a long
pebbly beach, sheltered behind umbrellas against the driving rain. A few hurried photos, then back into a warm car
and onwards across what I knew as ‘Brown’s Pass’ from 1996. On that occasion I had agonized over getting our
elderly Kombi through narrow spaces between rocks, round sharp corners and over
clefts in slippery rock plates. This
time I breathed a sigh of relief that the road had been much widened and
generally improved, though it was still somewhat challenging. Our little car breezed through and on into a sandy
river bed where we paused for another photo session at the Hand of God, so
named for the huge depression in a rock.
As we left, a convoy of outfitters’ all-terrain vehicles passed. Dwarfed by these luxurious monsters, we scooted
past, laughing at the expressions on the drivers’ faces.
The
weather proceeded to get worse, so we decided to call it a day and to head back
to Port Nolloth to our cottage which we had booked.
Easier said than done. While
negotiating the atrocious stretch on the public road from the park, we slashed
a tyre on some sharp rocks. I tried
inflating it with my trusty compressor; then rode like the wind while I still
had some pressure; but all in vain.
After another five kilometres I was forced to swap wheels and drove on, very
gingerly now, on my spare. We
reached first Alexander
Bay, then Port Nolloth,
in the pouring rain. In no time we
were welcomed into our Beach Cottage No 2 – actually a Victorian prefabricated
house with complaining wooden floors which originated in Denmark, we
were told. Very roomy, and furnished
like someone’s holiday home, with odd styles of furniture in every room, but it
had everything we needed. In
deference to the weather, we decided to grace one of the local restaurants with
our presence, even though we couldn’t get an unambiguous referral from our
landlady. Wise woman – we whiled
away the long wait with a bottle of wine as we listened to a lot of banging
from the galley, then had undercooked chips
and calamari overcooked in oil that obviously hadn’t reached the correct
temperature. Still, the pizza was
big enough to cover a breadboard, so it served for lunch the next day as well,
even if one did have to crunch through the mussel shells and discard the
disgusting crabstics (sic). There
was no shortage of burly, tough-looking clients, bringing with them the tang of
kelp and the ocean, wandering in and leaving with stacks of pizzas, so possibly
long immersion in cold seawater does something to the tastebuds.
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Hand of God |
Next
morning, after spending a little quality time in a tyre emporium to replace our
trashed spare, we visited the local museum.
Just in time to join a group being regaled with tales redolent of local colour
– mainly consisting of diamond-related lore, as the curator was an old salt and
diver, who had obviously gone through several fortunes in his colourful life. Though the place is very overcrowded and it is
difficult to get close enough to make out items, photos and articles near the
floor or the ceiling at times, the facility is surely a must for any visitor to
the town, and we thoroughly enjoyed our visit and chat with George and his
daughter, Helena. Then the road
called once more and we set off towards Springbok, where we did a bit of shopping
for the evening meal and enquired at the eponymously named café and informal
tourist bureau about an address of a B&B way down south in Vanrhynsdorp –
where we wanted to stop. The man was
most helpful and we came away with what we needed.
The day’s shift was fairly uneventful as there were very few flowers about
though the previous day’s rain had been widespread, and the countryside looked
unusually green. At our destination
we spent some time at the Old Jail, which combines the role of museum with that
of curio, antique and succulent market.
An interesting combination as always.
Our home for the night was a cottage on an olive farm, Bo Tuin, where we had
fond memories of having stayed a few years ago.
We dawdled over the last few hundred kilometres towards the Cape,
stopping in at Piketberg and Moorreesburg to see whether we could have a look
into their museums, but as it was Sunday, local mores would not permit these
facilities to be open.
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Spring Flowers at Bontebok Park |
Suddenly
we were almost at a loose end. Due
to the lack of spring flowers among which we had intended to spend some time,
we had gained a day on our intinerary.
We had a firm date to attend friends’ wedding in Calitzdorp on the way home, so
we would have to stay over an extra day in Cape Town, I with my sister, my partner with
her daughter and grandchildren.
Finally I was able to get to a working computer and had some fun time with the
few hundred e-mails that had accumulated in the meantime.
Somewhat rested, we left midweek and wended our way towards Swellendam, where I
wanted to test the accommodation at the Bontebok National Park, a place I
hadn’t visited for a decade or more.
After a pleasant light lunch at a local Italianate restaurant in lovely
surroundings, we booked in and took possession of our half timber, half
river-pebble chalet - very pretty, and located on the banks of the Breede River. A late afternoon drive provided little by way of
game viewing, but a quite unexpected display of spring flowers. For some reason the abundant birdlife I had
previously encountered there, was absent, possibly due to the cloudy weather. The park is probably more suited to hikers and
cyclists, since it is quite small with only a short road network.
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At Ron's Sex Shop |
Next
morning we were off towards Zuurbraak ( another of these strange names – literally
‘sour bracken’ which covers the
hillsides). Since I last visited it,
it had certainly improved in looks, and there were signs of gentrification
everywhere, not always harmonious.
On through the Tradouw
Pass; a spectacular
drive, especially since dozens of waterfalls streaked down the green
mountainsides and plummeted over precipices.
Barrydale, last visited an age ago, had grown unrecognisably large and it has
become the ‘in’ place for artists as well as city folks wanting their place in
the sun. A charming drive on towards
Ladismith and then our destination Calitzdorp.
We stopped briefly at the world-famous Ron’s Sex Shop (really nothing more than
a Bush Pub in the middle of nowhere on Route 62 – but sex sells). The host himself, an elderly craggy gent with a
long white ponytail, sat with us while we had a little refreshment and lively
conversation as we shared opinions about how ‘times are a changin’.
As we
drove into our destination, we bumped into neighbours and friends, as well as
the groom, all assembled for the forthcoming wedding.
The inevitable grilling about our trip followed during a brunch session. It rained fitfully for most of the afternoon, and
a cold wind gusted over the town – a poor outlook for an outdoor wedding and
reception. At least the rain held
off for both, held on a local wine estate; pleasant but extremely chilly. An unexpected bonus was meeting up with two of my
oldest friends, whom I had last seen more than ten years previously. They had been transferred from one National Park
to another, and somehow I had always been a step behind in meeting up with them
again – until now - courtesy of the bride.
The festivities over, we retired to unfamiliar lodgings for the last time,
before heading for Storms River and our home, curiously reluctant and sad that
our odyssey was coming to an end.
I had
driven some 8500 kilometres during the four weeks we were on the road. We had the good fortune to have sunny, warm
weather except for the last part of our journey when the rain brought a little
variety Both Estelle and I saw parts of the country we had never seen before;
we drove new roads, old roads, good roads and atrocious ones, over sandy tracks
and through rocky defiles. We saw
the myriad changes that had been made to our villages and towns – but also the
timeless splendour of natural places that abound in our country. We saw abject poverty, overcrowding, and
urbanisation as well as conspicuous consumption and luxury. We encountered many people, almost invariably
friendly, courteous and helpful – none threatening or unpleasant – from
reception staff to taxi drivers and pedestrians that we stopped in mid-street
to ask for directions when Carmen failed us.
We saw hundreds of the many species of large and small game that are conserved
in our nature reserves and parks. We
also noticed that less and less birds of prey are to be seen along our roads,
bar the ubiquitous crows of all four species, which feed on the carrion of
roadkill left by speeding cars. In all, it was a glorious experience and with
great feelings of satisfaction, I can now say in all truthfulness: “I've been around a bit”.
Finis